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It's all abaout how to annoy Grimmjow. (101 ways) I'm going to try them all, with help from my clone of him, Grimmy. I'll keep a checklist here.
[x]1. Squirt him with water when he doesn't listen
[ ]2. Invite random dogs into his room, the bigger the better
[x]3. Keep him on a leash (preferably a pink one)
[x]4. Tell him he's weaker than Ulquiorra and/or Ichigo
[x]5. Tell him he purrs in his sleep
[x]6. When he denies it, videotape him and show it to him when he wakes up
[ ]7. "Accidentally" take him to the vet
[x]8. Randomly put your hand through his hollow hole
[x]9. Sit on him
[x]10. When he's out on a mission, decorate his room with pink, flaming bunnies
[x]11. Flush the toilet when he's in the shower
[x]12. Scream when he looks at you
[ ]13. Bake cookies with dogfood in them
[x]14. Put creamcheese in his socks
[x]15. Shove him into a pool from behind
[x]16. Force him to play dress-up
[x]17. When you're done, tell him how "cutesy-wootsy" he looks
[x]18. Pull on his bangs
[x]19. Demand that he give you a piggy-back ride
[x]20. Slap his butt when he doesn't go fast enough
[x]21. Store your stuffed animals in his room
[ ]22. Volunteer him for "Laundry Day"
[x]23. Replace his toothpaste with hot sauce
[x]24. Put a toy mouse on the floor and start screaming his name, saying it's an emergency
[x]25. When he comes, force him to kill and eat the mouse
[x]26. Sneak up behind him with an airhorn
[x]27. When he screams, tell him he sounds like a little girl
[ ]28. At Christmas, fling mistletoe at him when he passes Ulquiorra
[x]29. Stare at him with your eyes bugged out
[x]30. Tie a bell around his neck
[x]31. Refer to him as "Socks", "Mittens", or some other cat name
[ ]32. Find a lost kitten and ask him to translate for you
[ ]33. When he says he can't, call him a failure to the species
[ ]34. Ask him to read you a bedtime story
[x]35. Steal his clothes and dye them pink
[ ]36. Put "Kick me" signs on his back
[x]37. Rip Aizen's jacket and blame it on him
[ ]38. Tell him he's a good kitty and pet him
[x]39. Poke him while he sleeps
[ ]40. Throw rocks at him
[ ]41. Tie paper bags around his hands and feet
[x]42. Ask him where babies come from
[ ]43. Sneeze on him or his food
[ ]44. Tickle him during a meeting
[x]45. Alert him whenever you have to go to the bathroom
*=Release mode
[x]*46. Braid his hair
[x]*47. Play with his ears
[x]*48. Pull his tail
[x]*49. Take him to the salon to get a Mani-Padi
[ ]*50. Feed him peanut butter
[x]51. Force him to brush the teeth on his mask
[x]52. Hug him and don't let go
[x]53. If he pushes you off, start crying
[x]54. When Aizen asks what wrong, tell him that Grimmjow was being mean to you
[ ]55. Get him a dog for his birthday
[x]56. Fill his bed with poison ivy
[x]57. Take him to the big cats exhibit of the zoo and look for his "mom"
[x]58. Offer him to the zoo
[x]59. Barracade his room and ask for the password when he wants to get in
[x]60. Ask him where Aizen comes from
[x]61. Force him to wear a Santa suit
[x]62. Randomly shoot him with a Nerf gun
[x]63. Fill his closet with catnip
[x]64. When he's walking to the bathroom, cut him off and get there first
[ ]65. Flick his ear when he's arguing with Ulquiorra
[ ]66. Put a litter box in his room
[x]67. Tie fluffy pink bows in his hair
[x]68. Keep dead animals that you find in his room
[ ]69. Give him a Wet-Willie
[ ]70. TP his room with balls of yarn
[ ]71. Ask him to go fishing with you
[ ]72. Push him over the side of the boat
[x]73. Refer to him as "Princess"
[x]74. Beat him with a stick
[ ]75. Cover the floor of his room with mousetraps
[x]76. Paint "Grimmjow wuz here" on the walls of Aizen's room in red
[ ]77. Repeat everything he says
[ ]78. Buy him a box of "Fresh Step" for Christmas
[ ]79. Bake cupcakes and drop them on him
[ ]80. Ask him to help you look for his whiskers
[x]81. Laugh and kiss his nose when he threatens you
[ ]82. Enter him at a dog show
[x]83. Randomly yell "Yo Mama" jokes at him
[ ]84. Ding-dong-ditch his room at night
[ ]85. Fling rubber bands at him
[ ]86. Ask him to rollover
[ ]87. Buy him flowers
[ ]88. Offer him some of your candy, then scream and tell Aizen he stole it from you
[ ]89. Ask him to babysit your teddy bear for you
[x]90. Trip him when he walks down the hall and make it look obvious
[x]91. When he yells at you, cry and run to Aizen
[ ]92. Put a Christmas tree in his room
[x]93. Let Wonderweiss jump on his bed...heck! Jump on it with him
[ ]94. Pretend to die in his room
[ ]95. Trick him into going sky-diving with you
[ ]96. Sing "Who Let the Dogs Out" over and over
[ ]97. Pummel him with snowballs
[x]98. Ask him who came first, the chicken or the egg
[x]99. When he gives up, tell him that he came first
[ ]100. Shoot him with a paintball, squirt, or B-B gun
[ ]101. Repeat numbers 1-101






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IchiRuki!
Dark Rukia X Hichigo Forever!
Grimmjow is my love! HE IS MINE!
Ulquiorra makes emo look Badas*
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miji-"what is wrong with u?"
me-"what's right with me?"
miji-"a touche"
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madness? THIS IS YAOI! *boot to the head*
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but i need chocolate milk or else i esplode that happens to me sometimes
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Sas-GAY?..Sas-UKE...So-GHEY?.. Sassy-Cake?... Oh...Sasuke!
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When life gives you lemons, amaze people and make orange juice.
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Grimmjow: *falls asleep*
Me: *drags Grimmjow to Szayel's lab and makes a clone that turns into a kitty form(not panther form)*
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miji-"what is wrong with u?"
me-"what's right with me?"
miji-"a touche"
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madness? THIS IS YAOI! *boot to the head*
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but i need chocolate milk or else i esplode that happens to me sometimes
Very wierd.......
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Sas-GAY?..Sas-UKE...So-GHEY?.. Sassy-Cake?... Oh...Sasuke!
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When life gives you lemons, amaze people and make orange juice.
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Grimmjow: *falls asleep*
Me: *drags Grimmjow to Szayel's lab and makes a clone that turns into a kitty form(not panther form)*
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miji-"what is wrong with u?"
me-"what's right with me?"
miji-"a touche"
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madness? THIS IS YAOI! *boot to the head*
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but i need chocolate milk or else i esplode that happens to me sometimes
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